TERMS OF SERVICE

The Rules of Being Stupid

Quick rundown of what's what. Read it, then get back to gaming.

1You Gotta Be 18+

No exceptions. Stupid Games involves real ETH, which might count as gambling in some places. Check your local laws before playing. I'm not a lawyer—play smart.

2Crypto is Final

All chip purchases and prize payouts happen on Base. Blockchain transactions are permanent—no refunds, no takebacks. Double-check before you send. Winner takes 90% of the pot, 10% rolls to next round.

3No Cheating

Scores are validated server-side to catch hackers. Tweaking game settings, slowing FPS, or other sus moves will get you flagged. I can disqualify sketchy scores. Think I got it wrong? DM @kantaloeth to appeal.

4It's a Beta

Bugs happen. Downtime happens. This whole thing was vibe-coded with off-soul developers (that's AI, fam). I'm not liable for glitches, lost scores, or missed prizes. Keep your device charged (battery saver mode = FPS flags). Don't resize mid-game. On mobile, stay locked in portrait mode—game flips itself, so flip your phone.

5Limited Liability

This is a small side project. I'm not responsible for big losses, regulatory drama, or crypto market crashes. If something goes wrong, my liability caps at what you paid for chips. Play for fun, not rent money.

6It's All Satire

Characters and enemies (yes, including that regulator clown) are fictional and satirical. I'm poking fun at crypto culture, not throwing shade at real people. All assets are original—no copyrighted stuff.

7Terms May Update

I might tweak these as the project grows. By playing, you agree to whatever's current. Check back if you're curious.