The Rules of Being Stupid
Quick rundown of what's what. Read it, then get back to gaming.
No exceptions. Stupid Games involves real ETH, which might count as gambling in some places. Check your local laws before playing. I'm not a lawyer, so play smart.
Chips are ERC-20 tokens on Base, fixed at 0.0001 ETH per chip. Anyone can buy or redeem from the token contract at that same price, no permission required. All chip purchases and prize payouts happen on-chain. Blockchain transactions are permanent: no refunds, no takebacks. Double-check before you send.
Public Game: Final on-chain top 3 get paid from that round's pot: 1st - 70%, 2nd - 15%, 3rd - 5%, and 10% rolls to the next round.
Clock resets on top score change but not on 2nd and 3rd. Payouts are based on the final leaderboard as recorded on-chain at round close. Starting FOMO bonus is capped at 1,000 points per round so leaderboards stay catchable. Integer division applies on-chain, and any rounding dust gets rolled over.
Crew Game: No house cut. No loss outside your crew. Winner-takes-all. Keep it tight.
Scores are validated server-side to catch hackers. Tweaking game settings, slowing FPS, or other sus moves will get you flagged. I can disqualify sketchy scores. Think I got it wrong? DM @kantaloeth to appeal.
Bugs happen. Downtime happens. This whole thing was coded with my off-soul dev team (that's AI, fam). I'm not liable for glitches, lost scores, or missed prizes. Keep your device charged (battery saver mode = FPS flags). Don't resize mid-game. On mobile, stay locked in portrait mode—game flips itself, so flip your phone.
This is a small side project. I'm not responsible for big losses, regulatory drama, or crypto market crashes. If something goes wrong, my liability caps at what you paid for chips. Play for fun, not rent money.
Characters and enemies (yes, including that regulator clown) are fictional and satirical. I'm poking fun at crypto culture, not throwing shade at real people. All assets are original, no copyrighted stuff.
I might tweak these as the project grows. By playing, you agree to whatever's current. Check back if you're curious.