The Rules of Being Stupid
Quick rundown of what's what. Read it, then get back to gaming.
No exceptions. Stupid Games involves real ETH, which might count as gambling in some places. Check your local laws before playing. I'm not a lawyer—play smart.
All chip purchases and prize payouts happen on Base. Blockchain transactions are permanent—no refunds, no takebacks. Double-check before you send. Winner takes 90% of the pot, 10% rolls to next round.
Scores are validated server-side to catch hackers. Tweaking game settings, slowing FPS, or other sus moves will get you flagged. I can disqualify sketchy scores. Think I got it wrong? DM @kantaloeth to appeal.
Bugs happen. Downtime happens. This whole thing was vibe-coded with off-soul developers (that's AI, fam). I'm not liable for glitches, lost scores, or missed prizes. Keep your device charged (battery saver mode = FPS flags). Don't resize mid-game. On mobile, stay locked in portrait mode—game flips itself, so flip your phone.
This is a small side project. I'm not responsible for big losses, regulatory drama, or crypto market crashes. If something goes wrong, my liability caps at what you paid for chips. Play for fun, not rent money.
Characters and enemies (yes, including that regulator clown) are fictional and satirical. I'm poking fun at crypto culture, not throwing shade at real people. All assets are original—no copyrighted stuff.
I might tweak these as the project grows. By playing, you agree to whatever's current. Check back if you're curious.